HELP ASAP PLEEEEEASE!!!!Serious answers only!!!read whole thing!10 POINTS?

Okay so my LG rumor touch fell into the toilet about an hour ago. Im 11 and this is my only cell phone and if i tell my parents THEY WILL PROBABLY KILL ME!!! I havent called one of them on the home fone and told them yet, but im scared. i tried all questions oon yahoo but idk still wat 2 do! IM FREAKIN OUT!!!! :( :( :(!! i took out the battery and then i used a paper towel to clean out as much water as i could find, and i also dried up the battery but whenever i put it back in it wont work! just this red light appears at the top left side corner and the 3 buttons at them bottom (home, back arrow, and calling) appear white or on. (u kno wat i mean and expecially if u hav this fone) so now i slided up the qwerty keyboard and put the fone in the sun, and the sandisk memory card in the sun and the battery in the sun! wat 2 do now???? how long do i wait? and eve if i put the battery back in, i hold the power button and NOTHING happens! shud i try charging it.....???? oh and im very scared about my personal data like pix, vids,contacts, and all that! help im gonna cry 4ever!!! and dont tell me about putting it in rice or watevr cuz thats stupid and bogus and my parents wont even lemme do it!!!!!!!!!